Song Parodies -> Manateeky
| Original Song Title: | "Jabberwocky" |
| Original Performer: | Lewis Carroll |
| Parody Song Title: | "Manateeky" |
| Parody Written by: | Melanie Lee |
If you know about Conan O'Brien and HornyManatee.com, sit back, read, and enjoy! (P.S. I didn't realize until today that you could spoof poems as well as songs!)
‘Twas ratings, and the network suits
Did fire and cancel off the waves.
All lusty were the cybertoots
In Internetted caves.
“Beware the Manatee, my man:
Her sexy hide, her lurky site!
Beware her bulbous nose; don’t scan
Her taupish blanderblight!”
He’d spoofed the Salty Sites of Porn.
His tongue did quip; the suits did qualm.
So Conan wrought the birth of Horn
yManatee.com.
So, with his technoknobs depressed,
The briny tart did Conan seek.
The creature fleshed, and rubbed her chest,
And beckoned with her cheek.
Yes! No! Yes! No!—and to and fro
The flirty fray went flicker-flack!
He tarped her head; her signal dead,
He went deleting back.
“And have you spurned the Manatee?
Come to my arms, my comely spouse!
Oh legiant day! You rock! You slay!”
She chortled in their house.
‘Twas ratings, and the network suits
Did fire and cancel off the waves.
All lusty were the cybertoots
In Internetted caves.
Did fire and cancel off the waves.
All lusty were the cybertoots
In Internetted caves.
“Beware the Manatee, my man:
Her sexy hide, her lurky site!
Beware her bulbous nose; don’t scan
Her taupish blanderblight!”
He’d spoofed the Salty Sites of Porn.
His tongue did quip; the suits did qualm.
So Conan wrought the birth of Horn
yManatee.com.
So, with his technoknobs depressed,
The briny tart did Conan seek.
The creature fleshed, and rubbed her chest,
And beckoned with her cheek.
Yes! No! Yes! No!—and to and fro
The flirty fray went flicker-flack!
He tarped her head; her signal dead,
He went deleting back.
“And have you spurned the Manatee?
Come to my arms, my comely spouse!
Oh legiant day! You rock! You slay!”
She chortled in their house.
‘Twas ratings, and the network suits
Did fire and cancel off the waves.
All lusty were the cybertoots
In Internetted caves.
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