-> "The Big O!"
Original Song Title:
"One Day More"
Parody Song Title:
"The Big O!"
The Lyrics
[Mayor]:
The Big O!
The town more often known as Omaha
Thriving conurbation in Neb-raska
Our corn is sweet, our beans, sublime, our beef is rare, our ribs are prime
The Big O!
[City Architects]:
Suburbs, hotels, some concert halls
Casino-lined Missouri tideline
[Mayor]:
The Big O!
[City Architects]:
One building forty stories tall...
Yes, that's our great, breathtaking skyline!
[Henry-Doorly Zookeeper]:
Visit our new Desert Dome!
[City Architects]:
It's a glass cage - not a pen!
[Henry-Doorly Zookeeper]:
Donate to our cause - be caring!
[City Architects]:
Take a field trip to the zoo!
[Henry-Doorly Zookeeper]:
Animals ripped from their homes.
[City Architects]:
Kept for snot-nosed kids to view!
[Henry-Doorly Zookeeper]:
Feed the lions - we don't care!
[Steak Enthusiast]:
The Big O's a place for fun!
[Historian]:
Here, our Malcolm X was born!
[Steak Enthusiast]:
Corn-fed cows - you gotta eat 'em!
[Historian]:
Gerald Ford was, too, I swear!
[Steak Enthusiast]:
When your steak is juicy-warm...
[Historian]:
(Yeah - that's really all that's here.)
[Steak Enthusiast]:
Boy, this city's rare - well done!
[Citizens]:
So eat a cow,
And give a cheer...
[Mayor]:
The Big O!
[Environmentalist]:
The Big O's low on pollution!
Air is free of dirty crud
What's the brown in the Missouri?
That's not sewage - that's just mud!
[Mayor]:
The Big O!
[World Series Enthusiasts]:
Texas, Miami
Georgia, Arkan-saw
Fullerton, Louisiana, look! Foul ball!
Took a little trip
What a bit of luck!
It's the only week when Omaha don't suck!
[Citizens]:
Though our reputation's thinning
("The Big O"? That's just not right...)
To our hometown we will cling!
(Not to London or Beijing)
We're Nebraskans, proud and grinning
(Smiling toothless, baring gums)
Have a can'uv buff'lo wings!
[Hick]:
Hay, have a beer!
[Cow]:
(My line is "Moo"...)
[Mayor]:
The Big O!
[City Architects]:
Suburbs, hotels, some concert halls!
[Henry-Doorly Zookeeper]:
Visit our new Desert Dome!
[Historian]:
Yes, The Big O's home to Boys Town
...why that is, I do not know.
[Mayor]:
The Big O!
[World Series Enthusiasts]:
Arizona U
Carolina, So.
It's the only week when Omaha don't blow!
[Cow]:
(Now my line is "Make a rude noise"...)
[Mayor]:
The Big O's where we're gonna stay
The Big O, baby, you're okay!
[All]:
The Big O is our mother
Father, God, metropolis and home!
Not Houst-on
Not L.A.
The big oh...OHH...OHHHH!!!
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