-> "The Night I OD'd on Cocaine"
Original Song Title:
"The Night They Invented Champagne"
Original Performer:
Leslie Caron & Louis Jourdan (Soundtrack - "Gigi")
Parody Song Title:
"The Night I OD'd on Cocaine"
The Lyrics
[1st section is sung very rapidly to Leslie Caron's part]
They say the cause of death was cocaine
popped a vein inside of his brain
cardiac arrest did happen
that was all for this here chap, then
[to "Grandmama's" part]
Oh-Dee'd, just took too much
of that "Magic Dust"
[Caron's part again]
He never anticipated
that he was to be ill-fated
all those toxins in his system
finally, it seems dismissed him
[to "Grandmama's" short scold of "Gigi"]
Deceased; now he's interred
No longer of this world
[to Louis Jourdan' s part]
He is on the slab there
He's all gush and ooze
Now he's lying dead there
Cocaine; you should not abuse
Oh-no-no-no
[rest of song to the title line pace and notes]
The night I OD'd on cocaine
my face was turning blue
at that point I was screwed
I watched my life go down the drain
The paramedics knew
could tell that I was through
I'd gotten too high on cocaine
I had consumed an overdose
I'd snorted a whole gram
my liver turned to spam
my head just turned to jelly
went too far...
that...bites
The night I OD'd on cocaine
I took too big a sniff
and now I am a stiff
A wave of blood flooded my brain
How was I to suppose
some vein there would explode
and cause me to die in great pain
That powder; it turned out my lights
Grim reaper did appear
he said, "Your time is here
You're dead; you are not napping
stopped your heart...
you...died!
{Good-bye!}
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