I took a tour bus to Vegas
To waste my wages awhile
They rocked me two C-fifty
Wanted window seat nifty, got aisle

The guy who took my window
Gives me a grin, says, "I'm Lyle"
Extends a hand, unfisted
In a loose joint wristed-ly style

Giddy yap..giddy yap..giddy yap, words flow
High flyin' we go
Male party with a femininely glow
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, my land!
All grabbin' my hand..
I'm ridin' along with a throng in a wintery fairyland !

Outside the snow is fallin'
In here, they're callin' "Yoo hoo"
Cross legs and say, "I'm Nelson.."
On a Gay Ride what else can you do?

I'm sexed more like Clyde Barrow,
Straight as an arrow, that's me
These guys are paired and meltin'
Like Dave and Elton would be..

It's an arty party on a chartered Greyhound Bus
Guess the driver's also gay, he don't complain or cuss
They're all singin' love songs and makin' out
Six hundred miles, no stop..
On each other's warm laps they hop
And gaily plop. Plop! plop! plop!

It's a crazy feeling, but I kinda' like one guy
They say even macho males
Have some "fem" cells, that's why..
Think I'll rent a car for my trip back home
It's givin' me the hives..
Must get outa' here, it's too queer,
Grown men actin' like they're my wives!

Afraid to sleep, loud giggles and
Wig, wig, wigglin' too
Big guys all act'n like Heather,
On a Gay Ride together won't do..

Outside the snow is fallin'
In here, they're callin', "Yoo hoo"
Cross legs and say, "I'm Nelson"
On a Gay Ride what else can you do?

Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, words flow
High flyin' we go..
Male party with a femininely glow..
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, my land!
They're grabbin' my hand..
All ridin' along, singin' songs,
It's a Greyhound in fairyland !

Outside the snow is fallin',
In here, they're callin', "Yoo hoo"
Cross legs, and say, "I'm Nelson"
On a Gay Ride what else can you do?

On a Gay Ride what else can you do?
On a Gay Ride what else can you do?