Clip a chain to your nipple-ring,
Swing swing, tingle-ing, ooo!

Put on your lovely leather
For a pain ride of pleasure for two!

Backside the blows are falling,
And friends are calling for lube!

Come on, it's lovely weather
For some bondage and discipline too!

Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go!
My riding-crop blow,
Is biting on your bareback butt, you know!

Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it's grand!
I'm using my hand,
For chiding your cute little glute,
And your clittery hairy gland!

Butt-cheeks are nice and rosy
And swollen cute as can be!

You're hog-tied up in leather
Like a piglet of pleasure, soo-weee!

Let's lick this toad before us!
Shoot up a bolus or two!

Come on this lovely leather!
Make a stain I would never refuse!

There's a birthday orgy at the home of Hef--ner Hugh!
You can show your perfect end to all the per--verts who,
Will be casting the shows we love to watch
On H-B-O and FOX!
Eyes on ev'ry face smile and watch your best butt-bop!
Bop! Bop! Bop!

There's a happy feeling nothing in the world--can buy!
When they pass around the cocaine and some fresh--K-Y!
It'll nearly be like a Larry Flynt
Pictorial for guys!
These won-der-ful things
Are the things
Makin' members ev'rywhere rise!

So flick that silver nipple-ring,
Swing swing, tingle-ing, ooo!

Put on some lovely leather
For a pain ride of pleasure for two!

You're tied in ropes and bawling
With pleasure mauling anew!

Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride of B & D nude!