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Song Parodies -> "Slime Longs To Kill Moldova"

Original Song Title:

"They Call The Wind Mariah"

Original Performer:

Lerner and Lowe

Parody Song Title:

"Slime Longs To Kill Moldova"

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The Lyrics

Ukraine he thinks will be a gate
To further acts of murder
The next place that he wants to go
And to do mass kills, Moldova

Moldova’s the next killing ground
He longs to see folks dyin’
Motherf**ker’s clowns, noses browned
On media do his lyin’

Moldova, Moldova
Slime longs to kill Moldova

His plan is Moldova to tame
By much more genodicin’
The Union’s loss drives this sick boss
To do more infanticidin’

He craves recreating a world
That for years was denied him
He’s murdered lots, grandmas and tots
US traitors stand beside him

Moldova, Moldova
They’ll cheer him in Moldova

It’s clear he is batshit insane
Of death he craves more spasms
Each time his stooges blow up homes
He has multiple orgasms

He’ll send across his murder band
Ukraine into that tiny
Adjoining defenseless country
To extend his genocide spreee

Moldova, Moldova
Might soon be taken over

Moldova, when over
The Baltic Sea three?

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