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Song Parodies -> "Little Things Mean A Lot (two)"
Original Song Title:
"Little Things Mean A Lot"
Original Performer:
Kitty Kallen
Parody Song Title:
"Little Things Mean A Lot (two)"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
These little shoes turn off girls I meet
Not much romance on the cot
They can see, I'm no Tommy Lee
(But) Little Things Mean A Lot
No cattle prod, and no Dennis "Rod"
Blessed with a "Slam-dunk" I'm not
Sparsely endowed, and yet, I'm still proud
Little Things Mean A Lot
Here in the steam bath, I notice Earl's
Jackson's, Elroy's and such
Know I don't have much, It's nothin' like Earl's
I guess mine looks funny, but I save money...
Here at the store when I buy new shorts
The cheaper small size I try on
It's quality, not quantity
And I've got enough to get by on
That "Horn of Plenty" I do not own
But, won't stuff a sock at the spot
I'll treasure forever, this little lever
Little Things Mean A Lot..
Yes, Little Things Mean A Lot
Not much romance on the cot
They can see, I'm no Tommy Lee
(But) Little Things Mean A Lot
No cattle prod, and no Dennis "Rod"
Blessed with a "Slam-dunk" I'm not
Sparsely endowed, and yet, I'm still proud
Little Things Mean A Lot
Here in the steam bath, I notice Earl's
Jackson's, Elroy's and such
Know I don't have much, It's nothin' like Earl's
I guess mine looks funny, but I save money...
Here at the store when I buy new shorts
The cheaper small size I try on
It's quality, not quantity
And I've got enough to get by on
That "Horn of Plenty" I do not own
But, won't stuff a sock at the spot
I'll treasure forever, this little lever
Little Things Mean A Lot..
Yes, Little Things Mean A Lot
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You really skewered that old piece of crap - 555.
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