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Song Parodies -> "Little Things Mean A Lot (two)"

Original Song Title:

"Little Things Mean A Lot"

Original Performer:

Kitty Kallen

Parody Song Title:

"Little Things Mean A Lot (two)"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

These little shoes turn off girls I meet
Not much romance on the cot
They can see, I'm no Tommy Lee
(But) Little Things Mean A Lot

No cattle prod, and no Dennis "Rod"
Blessed with a "Slam-dunk" I'm not
Sparsely endowed, and yet, I'm still proud
Little Things Mean A Lot

Here in the steam bath, I notice Earl's
Jackson's, Elroy's and such
Know I don't have much, It's nothin' like Earl's
I guess mine looks funny, but I save money...

Here at the store when I buy new shorts
The cheaper small size I try on
It's quality, not quantity
And I've got enough to get by on

That "Horn of Plenty" I do not own
But, won't stuff a sock at the spot
I'll treasure forever, this little lever
Little Things Mean A Lot..

Yes, Little Things Mean A Lot

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2Eagle - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
You really skewered that old piece of crap - 555.

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