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Song Parodies -> "Merit Badge"

Original Song Title:

"Mighty Madge"

Original Performer:

Kidz Zone

Parody Song Title:

"Merit Badge"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A silly parody based on a kids song + a Deviant Art pic! A marriage of oddities and my warped sense of humor! My title is derived from the Deviant Art title ;-D
Who wants to sell cookies?
Who wants to save a life?
Who wants to try survival?
Or learn to use a knife?

Want a new Merit Badge
I want it oh so bad!
This weapon that I have,
Kicks Ass, and I am glad!

Who wants to tend to fresh wounds?
Who wants to learn the arts?
Who cares about CPR?
Or taking things apart?

Want a new Merit Badge
I want it oh so bad!
This weapon that I have,
Kicks Ass, and I am glad!

This weapon is my savior
Can kill with just one shot
Protects me from all danger
A .50 cal dreadnought!

Want a new Merit Badge
For tactical assault!
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs29/i/2008/077/f/0/The_Merit_Badge_by_mjranum.jpg

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Porfle Popnecker - March 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I was only in the Cub Scouts long enough to build a bird house out of a milk carton.
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, me too! I hated crafts and was into shooting at age 7. My dad let me practice with .22 rifles and a .38 hand gun! The local Mervyn's sold Scout badges and clothing so it took some of the fun away when many of the Scouts cheated with the badges! I lost interest until a new Den Mother, who was hot, caught my attention! This was long before MILF and Cougar were terms! My mom took one look at her cleavage, ass, and long legs and took me and my brother out!!!
UnKnownVotress - March 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Great to hear a compliment for derScouts, Sir. My Roman nephew is an EAGLE ! ! . . . I never did observe a single 'Hot' scoutMeisters or mistress !
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks UV... you got me hunting for those old items! I found my ID: Pack 188, N Highlands, Ca- 1973!!! I also found my two Arrow Points- silver and gold ;-D

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