Song Parodies -> Commie Connection

Original Song Title:

"Rainbow Connection"

Original Performer:

Kermit the Frog

  
Parody Song Title:

"Commie Connection"

Parody Written by:

Chachi K

A new anthem for socialism! I wrote this song my sophomore year of college with some help on the last verse from my socialist roommate. If I remember, it was to delay writing a 10 page paper.....Anyway, enjoy! The song is funnier if you imagine Kermit the Frog singing it :-)
Why are there socialists
Who write manifestos
Calling the proles to unite?
Marx had a vision
About revolution.
For classlessness, get up and fight!

Dough's good we're told and
Some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Some day we'll find it,
The commie connection,
Mao, Lenin and Trotsky and me.

Who said that everyone
Who works is rewarded
Unless they don't try really hard?
Adam Smith thought of that,
Th' bourgeoisie believed it.
Look what its done so far.

What's so amazing that keeps us fundraising?
And why do we lust for money?
Some day we'll find it
The commie connection
Mao, Lenin and Trotsky and me.
All of us treated equal.
We know that its probably Marxist.

Have you been working hard
And are you not paid much?
I know it's so. Who's to blame?
Only the rich control
The means of production
Exploit workers all for Free Trade.

The wage-slavery system oppresses the workers.
Its something we're not s'posed to be.
Some day we'll find it,
The commie connection,
Mao, Lenin and Trotsky and me.
La da da dee da da doo la da da da da dee da doo.....
(c) Never. Feel free to spread this around as long as it's free.
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