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Song Parodies -> "My Poodle Thinks I'm Sexy"

Original Song Title:

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Chesney

Parody Song Title:

"My Poodle Thinks I'm Sexy"

Parody Written by:

Kevin Dunlap

The Lyrics

My girl, she left me some time last week,
Don't know what to do, gotta get some sleep,
I'm a-tossin' and a-turnin' all night, thinkin' endlessly.
Got kinda lonely, needed a friend,
Got me a dog with very light skin,
But I see it in his face, he ain't a-foolin' me


My Poodle thinks I'm sexy,
I really turn him on,
He's always right behind me,
He's where he don't belong,
I admit I wanted him when I was at the pound,
Now I think he pictures me in evening gowns,
He's always buggin' me, maybe cause I named him Prissy,
My Poodle thinks I'm sexy.

We're alway takin' walks till we run out of light,
I'd put him in the shed, but I keep him inside,
He climbs up in the bed and sleeps with the radio on.
He wakes me every mornin' with a bark and a kiss,
He prob'ly had a dream, don't wanna know what it is,
Can someone please let me know why he won't leave me alone?

My poodle thinks I'm sexy,
I really turn him on,
I think he really enjoys me,
When I give him a bone,
I called up the vet just the other day,
I told them that I wanted him neutered or spaid,
All I want is for him to stop pantin' when he looks at me,
My poodle thinks I'm sexy.

Just when I thought that dog was strange enough,
I told him, "Let's get a bath," and man his eyes lit up!

My poodle thinks I'm -- My poodle thinks I'm sexy,
I really turn him on,
He's always staring at me,
When I ain't got no clothes on,
I just don't know what's wrong with that K--9,
Why can't he stick with his own dang kind,
I'd give him away but he prob'ly wouldn't go quietly,
My poodle thinks I'm sexy,
My poodle thinks I'm sexy.

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