Song Parodies -> The Wheel Of Fortune
| Original Song Title: | "The Wheel Of Fortune" |
| Original Performer: | Kay Starr |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Wheel Of Fortune" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
The Wheel Of Fortune
Still sprinning around
Started in the "Seventies"
With Chuck Woolery
Oh, Wheel Of Fortune
Now, Sajak's the guy
Vanna White's the letter girl
Both old, but they try
While the wheel is spinning, spinning, spinning
Vanna White's not grinning,
That's only gas
Sajak's hair is whiter, turning, turning
From long years of yearning
For Vanna's fine ass
Oh, Wheel Of Fortune
False teeth can't say "vowel"
Think it's time you packed it up
Please let it be now
Still sprinning around
Started in the "Seventies"
With Chuck Woolery
Oh, Wheel Of Fortune
Now, Sajak's the guy
Vanna White's the letter girl
Both old, but they try
While the wheel is spinning, spinning, spinning
Vanna White's not grinning,
That's only gas
Sajak's hair is whiter, turning, turning
From long years of yearning
For Vanna's fine ass
Oh, Wheel Of Fortune
False teeth can't say "vowel"
Think it's time you packed it up
Please let it be now
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the wheel stops on............................................FIVES
I'd like to buy and F, an I, a V, and E, and an S.
DKTOS, but this was very funny, and very true. That show sucks. All 5's.
Thanks to alvin, John, and Billy
I had to give you a 3 for humor. Vanna and Pat are not old!
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