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Song Parodies -> "Split Atom Fission"

Original Song Title:

"Three Little Fishies"

Original Performer:

Kay Kyser

Parody Song Title:

"Split Atom Fission"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

out in the desert was a military crew
they looked into fission just to see what it could do
WHAM BAM... went the atom fission...BAM and KABLAM
then the land start to slam and they all said "HOT DAMN"
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
and the land start to slam and they all said "HOT DAMN"

we need atom fission or...all will be lost
the man with the atom fission gonna be boss
the cloud starts to mushroom just as high as can be
and the plan was to slam all their worst enemies
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
and the plan was to slam all their worst enemies

we conquered atom fission...made big megatons
with this kind of heat, soon the war will be done
the end will be sudden with their skies growin' dark
and when detonated all the land will be stark
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
and when detonated all the land will be stark

hell, brought by atom fission...horror unveiled
and quick as they can, they'll be draggin' their tails
we know they'll surrender just as fast as they can
and the damned in that land will just throw up their hands
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
zoom zoom...split the atom...whatta BOOM
and the damned in that land will just throw up their hands



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Yoidy - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
You've outdone yourself! This really blew me away. Excellent stuff. Love how it ends, too! 555+
TJC - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastic fusion of fission and fish! (Fives!)
alvin - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy and TJC
AFW - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Very clever idea...Top grade job
alvin - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Ann Hammond - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I read
alvin - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks ann
Kristof Robertson - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Who'd have thought atomic fission could be so darn catchy? Excellent stuff, Al. 555
alvin - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks kristof
PMS - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
WOW! Great stuff
alvin - October 27, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PMS
Robin - February 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Poooor liddle fiddies....

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