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Song Parodies -> "Hippophagy"
Original Song Title:
"His Love for Me"
Original Performer:
Kagen Meyers
Parody Song Title:
"Hippophagy"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The British horsemeat scandal continues with blame spread all around from Tesco to Ireland to S American horses to Spanish additives. What a pathetic display of outrage over something so non-issue. People all around the world eat horsemeat and the practice had been common until 783 AD when Pope Gregory III said it was a pagan practice (of course while continuing to mix pagan idolotry in with Christianity with prayers to angels, the Madonna, and chosen saints)!!! Hippophagy is the consumption of horsemeat which is actually good with low cholesterol, low fat, high protein, and high Omega 3 content. Those in Britain that attend the annual "Flogging a Dead Horse" dining event are enjoying the publicity while every food agency, politician , and royal is outraged at this revelation of 20/% equine DNA found in Brit beef. So what? Britain sells horses for slaughter to France and the Continent for consumption!!!
In Britain, a horse
Is a horse, of course
Unless bought from Tesco
To become a main course!!!
Ten million burgers
Are now off the shelves
Equine DNA found,
20% samples
“Oh hell“, QE II yells …
No hippophagy
Since World War II
“Pagan”, said Pope Gregory (III)
Now what will the Brits do???
European fine
Supplement in food
But Brit love of horses
Makes it too taboo
Boo-hoo (whiney Brits)
Low cholesterol
Low in the fat too
High protein and
Omega 3 to boot
Flogging a Dead Horse
May be a dread event
But Britain ships horses
To the horse-eating French!!!
No hippophagy
Since World War II
“Pagan”, said Pope Gregory (III)
Now what will the Brits do???
European fine
Supplement in food
But Brit love of horses
Makes it too taboo
Boo-hoo (whiney Brits)
Is a horse, of course
Unless bought from Tesco
To become a main course!!!
Ten million burgers
Are now off the shelves
Equine DNA found,
20% samples
“Oh hell“, QE II yells …
No hippophagy
Since World War II
“Pagan”, said Pope Gregory (III)
Now what will the Brits do???
European fine
Supplement in food
But Brit love of horses
Makes it too taboo
Boo-hoo (whiney Brits)
Low cholesterol
Low in the fat too
High protein and
Omega 3 to boot
Flogging a Dead Horse
May be a dread event
But Britain ships horses
To the horse-eating French!!!
No hippophagy
Since World War II
“Pagan”, said Pope Gregory (III)
Now what will the Brits do???
European fine
Supplement in food
But Brit love of horses
Makes it too taboo
Boo-hoo (whiney Brits)
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DKTOS. Where can I listen to it? I don't even think this performer is real.
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