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Song Parodies -> "Trangels"

Original Song Title:

"Angels"

Original Performer:

Kagen Meyers

Parody Song Title:

"Trangels"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Trangels for those who have never heard the term are Transsexual Angels found in disturbing TS cartoons. They look female but have male sex organs along with their wings and do naughty things to male and female humans. Some LGBT people actually think they exist b/c they misinterpret the Bible. All Holy Angels were created male and are called "Sons of God" (Adam also is called this b/c he was not born of woman, but created like the angels). The difference is that there is no need for procreation in heaven- angels, Elect & Evil are a fixed number. In Genesis 6 it mentions that the Fallen saw the beautiful human women and came down to them and had relations to produce giants. How did they do it? By manipulation of matter to transform into beings with a bio-body that could transfer their essence into a woman. This is verified by the Holy Angels that visited Lot in Sodom who also put on human bodies and were perceived by homosexual males as "men". Due to their sexual sin the angels blinded them and then destroyed Sodom & Gommorah by fire from heaven. Although both types of angels have male and female features (many claim female faces, long flowing female type hair, and slender body features)- they are still male-dominant. The LGBT people fantasize about them as basically she-males with wings and that is false. About sex in heaven. The Bible says that there is no procreation in heaven and we shall be like the angels with new spiritual bodies that never die- but the Bible does not say that sex stops. God himself (YHWH) created special angels of the highest order (Seraphim, the Angels of Love) to minister to Him personally. Since God IS love, this remains a mystery of HOW they minister. People that have been taken to the Third Heaven claim that those there can body-blend and experience whole-being orgasms or also make claims that sex is for pure pleasure and that we do not turn into sexless Barbie and Ken dolls. In fact, we won't be in heaven for long as Revelation states we will occupy the New Earth and God will dwell with us there forever. The Bible will be taught from generation to generation forever- that could not be if there was a fixed number of saved and no further procreation. There would be no more generations- period. I think God left out anything sexual about heaven b/c people would obsess with that and abuse that info. As it is, many porn sites feature grotesque sex with demons in CG or cartoon form and that includes Trangels with males and females. Sorry if this is TMI, but FYI...
Trangels are fantasy stuff
Are derived from Biblical themes
Angels: male and female-plus
A Transsexual’s wildest dream

Coming from Genesis 6
Women “taken” by fallen beings
Pregnant through angel phallus
Had female breasts, face…slender things

[Bi-gender’s a spiritual thing]

Trangels are fantasy beings
In porn cartoons, doing nasty things
Part male, part female, added wings
T-Girls are obsessed with wicked dreams

“Holy Ones” are all male-true
No need for sexual organs
Fallen manip of matter (only) proves:
Transformation sex with humans
(Produced giants and demons…)

Procreation in heaven?
No, the fallen had put on “skin”
Fate of Sodom forgotten:
Holy Angels as “men” blinded them

[Paid the price for sexual sins]

Trangels are fantasy beings
In porn cartoons, doing nasty things
Part male, part female, added wings
T-Girls are obsessed with wicked dreams

No female angels mentioned
Males display both features their way
So then… no sex in heaven?
Unclear- the Bible doesn’t say…

[Seraphs, Angels of Love, made]

But…

Trangels are fantasy beings
In porn cartoons, doing nasty things
Part male, part female, added wings
T-Girls are obsessed with wicked dreams

While possible… there’s no such thing…
Pronounced Trans-gels, not Train-gels.

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