-> "My Favourite Things"
Original Song Title:
"My Favourite Things"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Favourite Things"
The Lyrics
Dew drops in still, SN-2 substitution
Bright copper blue of the sulfate solution
Grand paper machines, polyamide strings
- these are a few of my favorite things.
Cream colour emulsions and crisp crystal structures
gene transplantation and metallic textures
Titration, nitration, 'romatic rings
these are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in white lab coats and redox reactions
Organic acids, petroleum fractions
Liebig and Cavendish, Bohr and Pauling -
these are a few of my favourite things
When it blows up, when it burns down
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
Refineries, stills and McCabe-Thieley method
Hydrogen bubbles that gather on cathode
Stainless steel columns packed with Raschig rings -
these are a few of my favorite things.
Blast furnace, crucible, LD converter
oxygen blow will get process bit further
Oligopeptides add up proteins -
these are a few of my favourite things
Hydrogen sulfide and smell of ammonia
Fruit odoured esters and amine aroma
HDPE, kevlar, polystyrene
these are a few of my favourite things
When it blows up, when it burns down
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
Whisky and beer and the wort-boiling kettles
Bright-coloured flames of the second group metals
Enthalpy, entropy, orbitals, spins -
these are a few of my favourite things
Alkaloids, aldehydes and high explosives
Potash and soda and anti-corrosives
Rare earths, halogens, nitroglycerine -
these are a few of my favourite things
Synthesis formulae, reaction dynamics
Ellingham diagram, stability matrix
DNA helix that's colied just like spring -
these are a few of my favourite things
When it blows up, when it burns down
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
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