Song Parodies -> Shoo the Birds
| Original Song Title: | "Feed the Birds" |
| Original Performer: | Julie Andrews |
| Parody Song Title: | "Shoo the Birds" |
| Parody Written by: | Lenny Quites |
This is dedicated to all those damn pigeons who seem to target Mercedes Benz's and other expensive cars.
5 in the morning outside my garage
That fat b**** the bird woman comes
It was one of those days when I just washed my car
Then she starts throwing those crumbs
Don't feed those freaking birds!
Not that I don't care
My car will be glad if you don't
Those birds are not hungry
They have to go bad!
All it takes is a few crumbs from you.
Shoo the birds
Stop it you hag!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it you hag!
Shoo the birds!
Please hear my cry
While overhead they drop shit from the sky
All around my Mercedes the pigeons and eagles?
Drop shit. Wish they'd go away
Although you can't smell it you know that it's bird sh*t.
I just wish some would land in your hair!
Crap and sh*t. Feces and Doo
Listen They're pissin. I'm talkin to you!!!
Shoo the birds! Stop it you hag!
Stop it!
Stop It!
Stop it! You hag!
That fat b**** the bird woman comes
It was one of those days when I just washed my car
Then she starts throwing those crumbs
Don't feed those freaking birds!
Not that I don't care
My car will be glad if you don't
Those birds are not hungry
They have to go bad!
All it takes is a few crumbs from you.
Shoo the birds
Stop it you hag!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it you hag!
Shoo the birds!
Please hear my cry
While overhead they drop shit from the sky
All around my Mercedes the pigeons and eagles?
Drop shit. Wish they'd go away
Although you can't smell it you know that it's bird sh*t.
I just wish some would land in your hair!
Crap and sh*t. Feces and Doo
Listen They're pissin. I'm talkin to you!!!
Shoo the birds! Stop it you hag!
Stop it!
Stop It!
Stop it! You hag!
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