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Song Parodies -> "My Virile Most Dreams"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"My Virile Most Dreams"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I'd like to submit this parody for song of the month. Will someone please help me. I don't know how to navigate the other site. Please respond to trumptower68@aol.com thanks
Tube tops to notice
and teddies on vixens
No copper tan lines
and barbecue fixings
Bikini packages
help up with strings
These are a few of my virile most dreams

Babes mounting ponies
With bright high beam hooters
Dumb belles and smart belles
and nurses to tutor
Wild girls in flight with their sheer underthings
These are a few of my virile most dreams

Girls with tight toushies
and swift Latin dances
Perfume that plays with my head for romances
Skimpy dressed women
that burst at the seams
These are a few of my virile most dreams

When the law cites
When the priest rings
When I feel I'm canned
I simply remember my virile most dreams
And then I still feel a man

Tube tops....hmmm vixens
Boob jobs...... visions..
La dee da, la dee da,
La dee da, da,
These are a few of my virile most dreams

When my job bites
When my boss reams
When I'm really canned
I simply remember my virile most dreams
And panty by panty my macho pride beams

And then I still feel a man

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Paul Robinson - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Fine job, Lionel - 5's...as to the SOTM contest, this one would go into the August round since it goes by the date submitted. The entry period for an August song will begin after August is over, probably right on September 1st. At that point the Contest Major Domo will open a thread in the Messageboard Section under "Song Parody Contests" and you will just do a "reply" and then copy the web address of this parody and past that link into your reply and submit it. I don't think I'm leaving anything out. OH...I just noticed you asked if you could be e-mailed this information...OK...will leave it here but also copy it to that.
Blake Edwards - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Julie and I loved it. Did you mean "moist" instead of "most"?
alvin rhodes - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
dreamy...5s
john ulvang - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
dream on big Lionel you stud monkey. Barbeque fixings? what's that mean? good subject combined with the right OS. I'm gonna go take a nap now! 555
Adagio - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute!

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