-> "Guys And Their ...things"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Guys And Their ...things"
Parody Written by:
John the grunt
The Lyrics
Long ones and short ones and red ones and blue ones
foreskins and no skins and strap-ons and glue-ons [ARGH!]
some leaning lefties and some leaning right
some stand right up when a nude mans in sight [EEW!]
some are all wrinkled and some are quite soothing
many are hairy but others are smoothy
some in the underwear bend and twist back
go through your legs and then up your butt crack!
Semi-colons! [ ; ]
Exclamations! [ ! ]
Some are tildes too! [~]
And others resemble a lower case "a"
and some heads are lined with goo!
Some are so small that they just look like three balls
some are so huge they're paraded through school halls
Shrinkage when placed in cold water's the norm
but they pop right back if you make them warm!!
black ones are longer, it's not just a rumor
white guys have been known to cover with humor
fat ones and thin ones from skinny to wide
and some have think veins that stick out through the side!
Some are plucked bare!
some so much hair!
hiding all the shaft!
and that makes it look like a big pubic beard
that makes the guy look quite daft!!
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