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Song Parodies -> "Guys And Their ...things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Guys And Their ...things"

Parody Written by:

John the grunt

The Lyrics

For the benefit of all you ladies who have never been in a mens locker room and have been 'exposed' to only a small number of mens appendages, here is what you are missing out on
Long ones and short ones and red ones and blue ones
foreskins and no skins and strap-ons and glue-ons [ARGH!]
some leaning lefties and some leaning right
some stand right up when a nude mans in sight [EEW!]

some are all wrinkled and some are quite soothing
many are hairy but others are smoothy
some in the underwear bend and twist back
go through your legs and then up your butt crack!

Semi-colons! [ ; ]
Exclamations! [ ! ]
Some are tildes too! [~]
And others resemble a lower case "a"
and some heads are lined with goo!

Some are so small that they just look like three balls
some are so huge they're paraded through school halls
Shrinkage when placed in cold water's the norm
but they pop right back if you make them warm!!

black ones are longer, it's not just a rumor
white guys have been known to cover with humor
fat ones and thin ones from skinny to wide
and some have think veins that stick out through the side!

Some are plucked bare!
some so much hair!
hiding all the shaft!
and that makes it look like a big pubic beard
that makes the guy look quite daft!!

I thought about doing this do 'Bitch', you know, 'I lean left, I am hairy, not too short, not too scary, and i'm circumcised as well, don't like that then go to hell' but in the end this worked better.

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Arwen - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm basically speechless here...5s, though. Nice work...
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Rates a 5 on the Peter-Parody-Peter-Meter.
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny.
Diddims - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I like!
Meriadoc - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh - he said 'veins' - heh heh...
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
555 from the League of Extraordinary Genitals.
The Thought Police - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5,5,5 from this "long"-"standing""member" of the he-man turtleneck-haters "club"!
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
555 enlarged inches.
Ashkicksass - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know how I missed this one before, but it's a riot. Now please do the "Bitch" one!

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