Minimum payments to stretch out my due dates
Major delay-ments when they send me more bait
Zero percent on your new purchasings
These are a few of my debt ramblings

Visa and MasterCard both love my stay-tus
All that I have left to give is my flatus
Tear up those offers of free airline miles
They are the reason my debt is in piles

"Pay off with equity out of your homestead"
That's the advice from my tax man so I said
"Why don't I tear my house down brick by brick
And sell it all off to the bank stick by stick!"

Buy a sports car
Build a wet bar
Add a room or more
And if you can't pay it all off the first month,
We'll charge you for evermore!

Yes, "I deserved it" and yes, "I have earned it"
But then my statement arrived and I burned it
Hope they don't cut social security
'Cause that will mean no retirement for me

And when I finally cannot afford it
bankruptcy options to me are afforded
Ten years from now when my credit is clear
I will start up where I left off, my dear!

Cap your teeth, Bob,
Get a boob job,
fly a MiG away
and if you can't pay it all off, it's OK
The FED also works that way!!!