Song Parodies -> Personal Best Loved Objects

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

  
Parody Song Title:

"Personal Best Loved Objects"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

This is a different kind of parody, which should be rather obvious.
Precipitation on flowers, small hairs on felines-
Shiny metallic pots and insulated lambskin gloves-
Tan-wrapper parcels encased with yarn-
These are some personal best-loved objects

White miniature horses and tart Mackintosh pastries-
Clappers in cylinders and a German pasta dish-
Swimming birds that soar with the glow of the earth's satellite against their alae-
These are some personal best-loved objects

Females in pale skirts with sky-colored ribbons-
Frozen rain that descends onto my olfactory organ and ocular-protective hair follicles-
Crystalloid snow times that liquidate into the vernal equinox-
These are some personal best-loved objects

At the times the canine gnarls, at the times the drone pricks my skin
At the times I am depressed
I merely recall some personal best-loved objects
Consequently, my emotional disposition has improved
Copyright 1986, 2003, Agrimorfee
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Voting Results
Pacing: 1.3
 
How Funny: 2.3
 
Overall Rating: 2.7
 

Total Votes: 3
Voting Breakdown

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Laurence Dunne - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
It certainly was different. Pacing was off but that was probably unavoidable given the type of idea. IT was funny.
Phil Carmichael - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Really offbeat and refreshing...hard to sing I`d imagine but could be highly amusing if done well!
Jan U - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I like how this was purposely "mis-paced". It's the rush to keep up with all the words that adds to the humor, such as in "A Trio of Sightless Rodents". Fives!!
Spaff.com - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Happy Belated Agrimorfee Appreciation Week! I'm with Jan - the pacing is so horrible it's wonderful. This would be a fun one to hear performed.
kozar - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm gonna vote 3 for pacing, since it seemed way off. I tried singing it but got tongue-tied. But the content of the parody was good; I'm glad you like to list your "best-loved" objects. So my vote will be 3-2-5.
Mr. X - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with kozar about the pacing, except I vote 2 for that category. However, I vote 3 for how funny.
Rod Worden - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This made me laugh out loud! Good work, A.
Johnny D - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, I can easily vote 555 for this - 5 for Funny and Overall because of the cleverness of the concept and its presentation, and a 5 for pacing because you were essentially "masking" the original lyrics' own definitions. Well done!
who cares about my name - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, but it can't easily be sung to the tune of the original. I tried to sing it but it didn't work. Also it didn't rhyme. But Johnny D, you make a good point about "masking the original lyrics' definitions"; however, the pacing was still off. So my vote will be 3-3-5.
Johnny D - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
wcamn, your point is well-taken. My own point of view here is that the parody so cleverly re-defines the original words and phrases that I'm recognizing that fact by giving it a "Lots" for Pacing, not so much for the superficial rhythm of this parody, but more for the underlying joke of it all.
Adagio - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Different.
Leo Jay - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm persuaded by Johnny D's argument regarding pacing.
Ash - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah pacing was way off but the idea in general is pretty funny... maxing out EACH AND EVERY original word has to be fun.
who cares about my name - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, but I gave it a 5 for "overall" because of the "masking."
Agrimorfee - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey whocaresaboutmyname, you forgot to add your vote!
who cares about my name - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Returning here a year or so later...you're right, but I had originally placed my vote on April 26, 2004...and it got wiped out two months later due to a glitch in the system. If you want, I'll put my vote back. ;)
who cares about my name - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Oops, that's wrong...it was THREE months later when the voting tally was wiped out, not two. My bad! :-[

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