-> "My JonBenét Lives"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My JonBenét Lives"
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Young JonBenét came to me in a vision
Here's what she said about Mom's bad decision
"Mom got pissed off when I started to scream,
'I am a kid, not a damn beauty queen!'
"Screw all the pagents and all the damn prizes
Shove all the crowns and the other surprises
I want to play like the normal kids do!"
Mom took a swing at me, daddy did too!
"My mom's an ass and my dad is no better
They told the press that I was a bed wetter
I never pee'd in my own freakin' bed
Wait til they see that I'm back from the dead!
"They'll poop their pants when I knock at their front door
Yes, it's their turn to be found on a cold floor.
Mommy and daddy and brother, so dear
They'll all be toast by the end of the year."
When their bones crack, when their arms twist
and they're feeling sad
Those bastards will finally know just how it feels
'cause JonBenet's back... and she's bad!
"Who but an ass would have asked for a ransom
write up a note leaving it near the transome
Then , claim that a kidnapper just left a note
I even knew that that lie wouldn't float.
"I could have lived to be very much older
A six year old ghost has no friends there in Boulder
No one has ever been killed in that town
Just me, JonBenet over a damn pageant crown!
"JonBenet Ramsey, my name made the papers
So did my parents and all of my neighbors
So did my brother who got in his licks
Wait til he sees how the devil treats pricks
"When the belt cracks, when the bat swings
they'll be black and blue
'cause I'm gonna give them what they once gave me
'cause JonBenet lives, it's true.
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