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Song Parodies -> "It Might As Well Be String"

Original Song Title:

"It Might As Well Be Spring"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland, from the movie, 'State Fair'

Parody Song Title:

"It Might As Well Be String"

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The Lyrics

It's as skinny as a pencil or an ink pen
It's as shriveled as a raisin or a fig
I'd say that I had a fiver,
But I know it's not that big..

I am barely hung and always discontented
Like a clock without a pendulum to swing
Gee, why must it be so tiny?
Oh, It Might As Well Be String!

I keep wishin' it was Milton Berle's
Maybe even Tommy Lee's
Then, I'd hear words that I have never heard,
Like, "That's sure a big one, Geez!"

I have tried all of those penis size enhancements
All the pills and potions, lotions, everything
It hasn't made a difference in poor willie
No improvements do they bring..
With this glass I play, in a magnifying way,
But It Might As Well Be String...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny yarn.
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Self deprecating, and LOL funny. Don't be too "hard" on yourself, AFW! Bravo...555
alvin rhodes - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
ya roped me in
AFW - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, "Yarn" like that...thanks, Kristof, "Hard on" like that... and thanks, alvin.."Roped" like that. too
Matthias - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I must take some serious balls of yarn to stich this...
AFW - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matt...

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