-> "Ding Dong! The Bitch Is Dead"
Original Song Title:
"Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead"
Original Performer:
Judy Garland , Billie Burke, and The Munchkins of Oz
Parody Song Title:
"Ding Dong! The Bitch Is Dead"
The Lyrics
Ding Dong! The Bitch is dead! Which old Bitch? The Iron Bitch!
Ding Dong! The Iron Bitch is dead!
Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Iron Bitch is dead!
She's gone where the Tories go
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Iron Bitch is dead!
Mayor of London: As Mayor of the London City, from the ConDems of the Land of Eng, I welcome you most regally
Minister of Justice: But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Mayor of London: To see?
Minister of Justice: If she
Mayor of London: If she?
Minister of Justice: Is morally, ethically
Autistic adult: Spiritually, physically
Single father: Positively, absolutely
Disabled activists: Undeniably and reliably dead
Chief Coroner: As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead
Mayor of London: Then this is a day of Independence
For all dispossessed and their descendants
Minister of Justice: If any
Shadow Small Business Minister: Yes, let the joyous news be spread
That Evil Old Bitch at last is dead!
Ding Dong! The Bitch is dead! Which old Bitch? The Iron Bitch!
Ding Dong! The Iron Bitch is dead!
Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the Iron Bitch is dead!
She's gone where the Tories go
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Iron Bitch is dead!
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