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Song Parodies -> "Weed"

Original Song Title:

"Trees"

Original Performer:

Joyce Kilmer

Parody Song Title:

"Weed"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A smokin' song :)
I think that I shall never see
More people cutting back on weed
A weed that causes much unrest
Which puts the FedGov to the test;
A weed that stoners smoke all day,
Stops AIDS patients wasting away;
A weed that is everywhere
The “War On Drugs“ great failure;
With Green Bombs developed in vain;
While Cartel shipment numbers gain
From Canada to Europe‘s streets,
Everyone is smoking weed!!!

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Bob Gomez - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice toke, I mean take, on the Kilmer poem!
Patrick - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment
I do not expect the Obama regime to interfere with legal pot in Washington and Colorado. But just let any of the States which have affirmed the Second Amendment try to resist gun confiscation and we'll see drones in the air and armored cars everywhere.
AFW - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm sort of like Clinton..I tried it a few times, but I Did inhale...still, I have no real need for weed...
Rob Arndt - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks guys for the votes. I too have tried it and the THC is better than Clonazeopam, but cannot smoke due to breathing shallow and never liked that habit anyway. But THC foods and pills are OK by me for those that NEED IT. I'm in Cali, so everyone smokes pot here, mostly for recreational use or to sell under the table or to dispensaries. I wrote this b/c the "War on Drugs" is a joke and long-lost. The demand is HERE, so it doesn't matter about WHERE the production is. The US military tried to develop Green Bombs to hit MJ in S America but it would kill off too many other plants and animals, so no-go. Brits tried in Afghanistan with an anti-opium bomb and mil tactics that also failed miserably. We are getting to the point that the FedGov should just legalize pot and have Reynolds grow it, and States and FedGov tax the heck out of it for revenue. @Patrick, yeah soon the Feds will be taxing gun owners and tracking where we live. I renewed my HSC yesterday for $25 but the shelves were empty due to the massacres. The only things the gun stores around here have are all American-made pistols, shotguns, and hunting rifles. Colt, Ruger, Kimber, Mossberg, Remington, more Colt rifles and some 5.56mm clones that look generic for $800-1400! I wanted to puke and when I asked for German they pointed me to a .22LR STG-44 sub-scale clone for $600! Looked neat but no way. They are waiting for re-stock of foreign arms of all types and ammo as well. Good news is that no ammo registration except for city sales! And the ban list isn't that bad either for a blue state. All I saw was a Berettta PX-4 for around $600 yesterday in .40cal. Not worth my time. I can order from somewhere else in Cali and have it transferred. Out of state they add $105 fee- bastards!!!

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