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Song Parodies -> "Has Any Army Meaner Gal?"
Original Song Title:
"Has Anybody Seen My Gal?"
Original Performer:
Joseph Brenner Sr.
Parody Song Title:
"Has Any Army Meaner Gal?"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Here's my tribute to the "little woman" who ended the carnage at Fort Hood on November 5. Police Sargeant Kimberly Munley shot down Major Nidal Malik Hasan after he killed 13 and wounded 29, sustaining bullet wounds to her wrist and both thighs. TOS also described an unexpected woman.
Five foot four, saved a score
Unarmed soldiers, maybe more.
Has anybody seen such val[or]?
Turned up, closed, never froze;
Happily her training shows.
Was anybody better pal?
Well, if the Marine Corps needs
Five-foot-four "cover-me" girls,
This gal brings gall that stings;
Bet your life is safe with her.
But could she shoot, could she boot
Kooky loony fruity coot!
Has any Army meaner gal?
Unarmed soldiers, maybe more.
Has anybody seen such val[or]?
Turned up, closed, never froze;
Happily her training shows.
Was anybody better pal?
Well, if the Marine Corps needs
Five-foot-four "cover-me" girls,
This gal brings gall that stings;
Bet your life is safe with her.
But could she shoot, could she boot
Kooky loony fruity coot!
Has any Army meaner gal?
What humiliation for a Muslim man to be stopped by an infidel woman. No heavenly virgins for him!
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Two salutes - one for her heroism and one for your song. ;D
Nice tribute to a gutsy lady. I say we send her after Bin Laden.
Munley sure put up a good battle with this one...and you yourself put up a good battle with this song! I echo all comments above! A trib to one brave heroine!! Shooting off 555's for this one!!
What Blackjack said.
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