-> "The Card that Swipes Forever"
Original Song Title:
"The Stars and Stripes Forever"
Parody Song Title:
"The Card that Swipes Forever"
The Lyrics
Dreamed,
He,
Was marching,
On In-de-pen-dence Day!
He
Led the band
And in his hand
His drummin'-major staff was spinning and flying!
Right
Be-hind
Old Glor-y
He was
Leading 'em up-on that day!
Up!
And down!
He swung that staff
A-round
(Up-and-down-around! BOOM! Up-and-down-around!)
Up!
And down!
He swung that staff
A-round
(Up-and-down-around, hey!)
And
Then
He found
Up-on
The ground
A red-and-white-and-blue odd cig'rette-lighter
Dropped
It in
His pock-et
Thinking "Shouldn't throw this thing a-way..."
On-a'w'rd
He led the band
A-head
(Led the band a-head! BOOM! Led the band a-head!)
On-a'w'rd
He led the band
A-head
(Led the band a-head, hey!)
Then, at home,
While alone,
He looked a-gain,
At the light-er, he found, that morn-ing
Gave a flick
To the Bic
That did
The trick --
-- and what happened next surprised him with-out warn-ing!
Where the flame
Should come through,
Red, white, and blue
smoke popped-up like, bread from, a toast-er,
And there with a SHA-ZAM stood Uncle Sam,
Looking like he did up-on that fa-mous post-er!
"Two wish-es I give you for free,"
Said the stern pa-tri-arch of our na-tion!
The man said,
"Why not make it three?
I'm in debt, and, I'm quite need-y!"
Old Unc-le Sam frowned angrily
Then he leaned over, shook his finger, and, said --
"Your slave Uncle Sam will not be,
I think that two's enough for you -- now don't be greed-y!"
"Money money
money money
money money
mon--ey,
give me
mon-ey," the man said!
"Money money
money money
money money
mon--ey,
give me
mon-ey," the man said!
"Are you really SURE that IS what you want,"
Uncle Sam said, raising eyebrows
"Are you really SURE that IS what you want,"
Uncle Sam said, raising eyebrows
"Are you really sure that is what you want?"
"Are you really sure that is what you want?"
"Yes I really am,
I am,
I am,
I am,
I am,
I am,
I am!"
SHA-ZAM!
A ma-gic de-bit card ap-peared!
'Twas a card
the man could
swipe for-ev-er!
He swiped it for years and for years,
'Til the rich-est man was he!
He gained all that mon-ey could buy,
And his wealth grew be-yond the wild-est meas-ure!
But pain brought him tears and he cried,
When lone-li-ness became the price for all his pleas-ure!
"Money money
money money
money money
mon--ey's
not where
hap-pi-ness comes from!"
"Money money
money money
money money
mon--ey's
all I
have and I'm a bum!"
"How I wish I had my old life back now,"
cried the man to Uncle Sammy
"How I wish I had my old life back now,"
cried the man to Uncle Sammy
"Are you really sure that is what you want?"
"Are you really sure that is what you want?"
"Yes I really am,
I am,
I am,
I am,
I am,
I am,
I am!"
SHA-ZAM!
And then
The man woke
From his dream!
To a life he now val-ued much bet-ter!
A new
Point of view
Did he glean --
-- love and friendship's all he needs!
This sto-ry is now at its end
And its mor-al is really not so clev-er
The state of your soul is, my friend,
The only card,
The only card,
You'll swipe for-ev-er!
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