Chew little Show Worms on Fear Factor
This is reality, no actor
Bite all the pieces, taste like feces
Munch till the tickling buzzing ceases
Sometimes they stir in Joe's mixmaster
This way, at least their death is faster
Ratings gotta' stay up high, it's true
So, chew little Show Worms, chew..

Chew little Show Worms, they're delicious
Shined up to look more squirmy vicious
This is cuisine for shock theatre
Served up by Rogan, your head waiter
You've been informed of such conditions
Don't fall apart in competitions
Grab for the hurl can, if can't do
Chew little Show Worms, chew..

Grind little Show Worms with your choppers
Or when you have to, drink from hoppers
Say to the others, "Just watch when I
Snap and consume these long antennae!"
Make that selection, grubs or roaches
Bid 'em farewell, and buenos noches
You're gonna win that "Fifty Thou"
So, Chew little Show Worms, now...

Chew little Show Worms, now...