Song Parodies -> If You're Sittin' In The Bleachers, You Can't See
| Original Song Title: | "On The Atchison, Topeka And The Santa Fe" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Mercer |
| Parody Song Title: | "If You're Sittin' In The Bleachers, You Can't See" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
there's a ball that whistles down the line
a triple, cause the runner beat the tag in time
least the scoreboard said it went that way
if you're sittin' in the bleachers, you can't see the play
see that runner steamin' 'round the bend
its lookin' like the coach gave the OK to send
guess the pitcher's curveball went astray
if you're sittin' in the bleachers, you can't see the play
here he comes
woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-woo
oh man, i should be flippin' my wig
woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-woo
i cannot see the action, here...the park's too big
i can hear the sounds and smell the smells
but when it comes to seein', its just hard as hell
sure, the ticket's cheap, but then you pay
if you're sittin' in the bleachers, you can't see the play
a triple, cause the runner beat the tag in time
least the scoreboard said it went that way
if you're sittin' in the bleachers, you can't see the play
see that runner steamin' 'round the bend
its lookin' like the coach gave the OK to send
guess the pitcher's curveball went astray
if you're sittin' in the bleachers, you can't see the play
here he comes
woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-woo
oh man, i should be flippin' my wig
woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-woo
i cannot see the action, here...the park's too big
i can hear the sounds and smell the smells
but when it comes to seein', its just hard as hell
sure, the ticket's cheap, but then you pay
if you're sittin' in the bleachers, you can't see the play
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I'm all aboard with this romp, alvin... and nice, er, sylla-ball matching!
thanks TJC, glad ya enjoyed
Sings very smooth...fine seasonal idea
He missed the tag! He missed the tag!
thanks AFW and "bob", great honor, sir
Y'all hit a homer.
thanks 2eagle
Very clever title, but...
If the runner beat the tag, it wasn't in time, and
the coach either sends the runner or gives the OK to run, he doesn't give the OK to send.
If the runner beat the tag, it wasn't in time, and
the coach either sends the runner or gives the OK to run, he doesn't give the OK to send.
thanks john...good point
. . . If you're screaming at the Teachers, you can't read! . . . Sorry Sir Alvin, ~Duke o;Swerve~, this doesn't do it for me, Sir .
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