Song Parodies -> Fisty

Original Song Title:	"Misty"
Original Performer:	Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:	"Fisty"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

Look at me
I'm as helpless as a prison-cell rookie
And I feel like I'm screaming super-loud
My can thumbed and jammed
I get fisty, "holding" your hand...

Prod my splay
And a thousand thigh-o-lins begin to bray
Or it might be the sound of my yell " OH ! "
That music you hear
I get fisty, the moment you spear...

You can say that you're kneading me on
Butt it's just what I want you to do
Don't you realize my sigmoid tone is lost?
Now I'm incontinent, too...

On my throne
I once held in everything my colon owned
Never needing to check for residue
I knew I'd close tight
Now I'm fisty, and open all night...

( --- meaty instrumental --- )

On my own
Would I rectally spelunk my caves alone
But the meaty stalactite of your arm,
Your hand, with its glove,
Get me fisty, the way that I love...

Come on, fist me... come give me a shove...

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Leo Jay - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Johnny D,
You're as twisted as a kite stuck up a tree
But of this perversion, you should be quite proud
This effort is grand
(Though it's twisted, you do understand...)

John Barry - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

"Thigh-o-llins." LOL. Five-o-lins.

Royce Miller - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

and "you're as helpless as a kitten up a tree"? boy, this parody makes me appreciate the original song--but good one, Johnny

alvin rhodes - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

how could you do this to that beautiful song ?......glad you did, though...5s

Ravyn Rant - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh, my...I may never be able to listen to TOS again. Once again, Johnny, you're sick, you're twisted, and totally 5-worthy. Now do "Fistin' the Night Away", if you haven't already. ;)

AFW - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Paints a gruesomely funny scenario...five fisties

Johnny D - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Leo, JB, Royce, Alvin, Ravyn, and AFW.

Rod Worden - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

I see you haven't lost your touch, you sick bastard. Chalk another one that will never sound the same again! 5 wide.

Johnny D - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Heh heh, thanks, Rod!

Scathe - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment

I have to say Johnny that I enjoy your work. However, I'm completely lost as to what this particular parody is about.

Johnny D - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Scathe. Try Google-ing the word " fisting ".

Adagio - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Hehe...ouch!!! 5's

Johnny D - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio!

Stuart McArthur - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment

"Would I rectally spelunk my caves alone"

Blind Person to reader: "Nah, too easy, that's Johnny D! - gimme a hard one......." - 555

Johnny D - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Stuart.

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Song Parodies -> Fisty

"Misty"

Johnny Mathis

"Fisty"

Johnny D

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