If you're a delusional racist sociopath who's completely out of touch with both reality and the common sentiments of the American public, Chris Caillouet has written a theme song for you, you far-left douche nozzle!

Yee-Haw! 5's

Terroristwat, don't talk about yourself that way.

Heil-arious.

Amusing, can you do "Bubba Clause is Comin' to Town ( And It Ain't Pretty)?"

Well written. I could hear this being sung. Liked the volley of shots at the end. Of course, what goes up, must come down.

Thanks for the comments and votes, everybody - even you, Pottymouth. Security Code: Dr. C (is in da house, yo)

Wondered where you had gone, kind of. Seems that you are spending time productively in parody-land rather than whatfreaksville. Five hats off for this little gem.

:-D

"Adolf" sounds like "Rudolph" and the Hitler subtext is apt. But I would go for the bullseye: "Donald." I'm not sure about the pacing of the third line, fourth verse. This is otherwise an excellent example of the light wit, tweaking, zaniness and mischievousness of the best of parodies.

Hi Al - I appreciate your analysis and praise! You’re right, I probably deserve a demerit for the pacing on the line you mention. It resulted from what was maybe a little laziness on my part and a strong desire to get the word “huddle(d)” in there to further the allusion to The New Colossus; unable to make it work cleanly with the pacing, I went the other direction and intentionally made it clumsy.

In my mind I justify it with the rationale that it is a direct Adolf-Donald quote, and while he may have been very well aware of having been cast in this carol when he bellowed, he was none too concerned with whether his message met its meter. And, of course, HE would flatly deny that it doesn’t. :-D

Chris only responds to stay relevent here. His parodies are junk like this one. His worldview isn't much better, but who expects excellence from a clown? Pander somewhere else.

I have to assume you are being intentionally ironic, random person with no parodies to your name posting your sniveling snark on MY parody's thread. Who is the one trying to assert their relevance? Go be a passive radiator in someone else's studio, Mr. Mic.

Painting with broad strokes, eh? You'll never become a Master, but you can come paint my outhouse, Chrissy-Sissy!