Song Parodies -> I Am As Sick As I Can Be
| Original Song Title: | "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Marks |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Am As Sick As I Can Be" |
| Parody Written by: | Duffy |
The title says it all. Achoo!
I am as sick
As I can be
Didn't get my shot on time
Now the flu has
ravaged me
Every cough you hear is mine
Walkin' to gym
In bitter cold
Didn't serve me very well
I thought that I was
Bundled up
But I wasn't, very well
I noticed I was clearing my poor throat to excess
Sneezing, headache, heavy eyes now
Caught the bug and I don't know how
Washing my hands
All the time
Didn't help me very much
The OJ that I
Chugged each day
Didn't have no healing touch
I am as sick
As I can be
Didn't get my shot on time
Now the flu has
ravaged me
Every cough you hear is mine
As I can be
Didn't get my shot on time
Now the flu has
ravaged me
Every cough you hear is mine
Walkin' to gym
In bitter cold
Didn't serve me very well
I thought that I was
Bundled up
But I wasn't, very well
I noticed I was clearing my poor throat to excess
Sneezing, headache, heavy eyes now
Caught the bug and I don't know how
Washing my hands
All the time
Didn't help me very much
The OJ that I
Chugged each day
Didn't have no healing touch
I am as sick
As I can be
Didn't get my shot on time
Now the flu has
ravaged me
Every cough you hear is mine
(C) 2003, Valerie Duffy.All rights reserved.
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I feel your pain.
Rick, I was gonna ask her to dedicate it to you! Get well, buddy - we who also didn't get our flu shot in time this year can all relate.
Donde esta la Senorita Duffy?
Yo soy en mi casa, gracias.
you a very good writer duffy
do you have a myspace
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