In 2004, FOX gave us a trip
to put us in a mansion on the mighty Mississip
Randi Coy was a teacher looking for a fiancee
But what just really happened was there something wrong this way

(chorus)
Steve Williams was the one and Randi kept a cryin'
2 days after this, her teacher job was fired
Can Randi just get married, or it's her just broke back home?
My Big, Fat Obnoxious Fiancee is a TV show

Steve Williams is a fiction guy, he's just an actor now
He's gonna do the same things the way Joe Schmo showed us how
What Randi did just wear was an engagement ring
But Steve is bad and rude and doing even worser things

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Well, it's been just 14 days and it's a great wedding surprise
The finale will be a good one right before our eyes
There's just $1 million dollars, to pull a hoax so well
If they leave or object, this show will not go to...well,

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**Steve just ate all the pizza and just splashed in the hot tub
And he's dancing in his undies, I can't keep my eyes closed
Randi's so fine, Average Joe is just much better
But this one here on FOX is a way cool TV show

Better than Joe Millionaire 2, in which ratings are down
I wonder what stuff Steve will get into next time around
Melana is 1st, Larissa's next and Randi is behind
I guess i'll stick with average joe when this show's out of time

(repeat chorus)

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Hup, 2, 3, 4, Sound off, 3, 4, Hup, 2, 3, 4, sound off, 3, 4, Hup, 2, 3, 4