Song Parodies -> Battle of Iraq

Original Song Title:

"Battle of New Orleans"

Original Performer:

Johnny Horton

  
Parody Song Title:

"Battle of Iraq"

Parody Written by:

Thor2000

My original version was on Osama Bin Laden; I recently altered it. This is my first time posting it anywhere.
Well on nine-one-one we all had a big surprise
Two towers fell and we could not believe our eyes
We took a little gasp and we shed a little tear
And then we realized we had nothing to fear

(Chorus)
We fired our guns and Saddam began a-runnin'
He wasn't as lucky as he was a while a go
We fired our guns and he knew we was a comin'
Not going to stop till we had the final blow

Well, we tracked down Saddam and chased him from the land
Fought him in the mountains and over all the sand
We heard the bullets fly and really made bombs sing
We looked for him in the sands and didn't see a thing

We fired out guns and Saddam began a-runnin'
He wasn't as lucky as he was a while a go
We fired our guns and he knew we was a comin'
Not going to stop till we had the final blow

Well he ran through the mountains and we chased him through the sands
And he ran through the deserts where the Arabs wouldn't go
Ran so fast that the jets couldn't catch him
Right out of Baghdad and deep within a hole

Well we fired off the tank til' the barrel melted down
So we grabbed another camel and fought another round
We stuffed his head with missiles and stuck a match to his behind
And when his tail caught fire that poor camel lost his mind !

We fired out guns and Saddam began a-runnin'
He wasn't as lucky as he was a while a go
We fired our guns and he knew we was a comin'
Not going to stop till we had the final blow

Well he ran through the mountains and we chased him through the sands
And he ran through the deserts where the Arabs wouldn't go
Ran so fast that the jets couldn't catch him
Right out of Baghdad and deep within a hole

Hut two, three, four....... hut two, three, four,............



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