Song Parodies -> The Battle Of Bin Laden
| Original Song Title: | "The Battle Of New Orleans" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Horton |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Battle Of Bin Laden" |
| Parody Written by: | Ray Plummer |
I started writing this song on September 12th, 2001 when I was quite upset like the rest of us Americans . But, over time I have finished this song with the help of hearing different things going on in the news. Thats about it. Hope you like it.
Its 2001 and we're takin a little ride
We're gonna get the Taliban no matter where they hide.
They killed alot of men when they hit our twin towers
Now we're gonna get 'em with all our US powers
We dropped our bombs on Afganastani land
Osama and his men had to find a cave
We won't give up til we get this man
We'll fire and fire til we put him in his grave
Colin Powell and President Bush as well
Said we'll kill these Bastards but how we'll never tell
We've got alot of helpers from other world nations
We're gonna wipe out terrorism but it'll take alot of patience
We dropped our bombs on Afganastani land
Osama and his men had to find a cave
We won't give up till we get this man
We'll fire and fire till we put him in his grave
They called the military using all our might
They put them in Afganistan to have a little fight
We're gonna get this guy with a towel on his head
With a very large reward they'll bring him back dead
We dropped our bombs on Afganastani land
Osama and his men had to find a cave
We won't give up till we get this man
We'll fire and fire till we put him in his grave
They ran through the desert and they ran through the sand dunes
and they hid in a cave where our bombs could never go
They ran so fast that the Alliance couldn't catch 'em
Into the mountain range to where the sun will never show
Good 'ol George had said in the past
We won't waste a missle to hit a camels ass
He brought out the bombs and kept out of trouble
and now Afganistan is nothing but rumble
We dropped our bombs on Afganastani land
Osama and his men had to find a cave
We won't give up till we get this man
We'll fire and fire till we put him in his grave
They ran through the desert and they ran through the sand dunes
and they hid in a cave where our bombs could never go
They ran so fast that the Alliance couldn't catch 'em
Into the mountain range to where the sun will never show
We're gonna get the Taliban no matter where they hide.
They killed alot of men when they hit our twin towers
Now we're gonna get 'em with all our US powers
We dropped our bombs on Afganastani land
Osama and his men had to find a cave
We won't give up til we get this man
We'll fire and fire til we put him in his grave
Colin Powell and President Bush as well
Said we'll kill these Bastards but how we'll never tell
We've got alot of helpers from other world nations
We're gonna wipe out terrorism but it'll take alot of patience
We dropped our bombs on Afganastani land
Osama and his men had to find a cave
We won't give up till we get this man
We'll fire and fire till we put him in his grave
They called the military using all our might
They put them in Afganistan to have a little fight
We're gonna get this guy with a towel on his head
With a very large reward they'll bring him back dead
We dropped our bombs on Afganastani land
Osama and his men had to find a cave
We won't give up till we get this man
We'll fire and fire till we put him in his grave
They ran through the desert and they ran through the sand dunes
and they hid in a cave where our bombs could never go
They ran so fast that the Alliance couldn't catch 'em
Into the mountain range to where the sun will never show
Good 'ol George had said in the past
We won't waste a missle to hit a camels ass
He brought out the bombs and kept out of trouble
and now Afganistan is nothing but rumble
We dropped our bombs on Afganastani land
Osama and his men had to find a cave
We won't give up till we get this man
We'll fire and fire till we put him in his grave
They ran through the desert and they ran through the sand dunes
and they hid in a cave where our bombs could never go
They ran so fast that the Alliance couldn't catch 'em
Into the mountain range to where the sun will never show
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