Spicy food is a burning thing
If you have a sensitive ring
At the time you think you'll be okay
But you find out
The very next day

I've had the hottest vindaloo I ain't a liar
Even with raita dip my arse was on fire
And it burns, burns, burns,
Bum ring of fire
Bum ring of fire

By now you'd think I'd learn
To avoid the pain and not get burnt
But on the way back from the pub
I get a whiff of that lovely grub

Its like that restaurant has got me on a wire
Rolling in there drunk like a cadillac tyre
And it burns, burns, burns,
Bum ring of fire
Bum ring of fire