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Song Parodies -> "Your Sexed Teen"
Original Song Title:
"You're Sixteen"
Original Performer:
Johnny Burnette
Parody Song Title:
"Your Sexed Teen"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Brags about his wet dream
Hates the ball team
Face hair, wasted on wine
Your Sexed Teen
Irresponsible all the time
He's got condoms, a roach
Piercings, and broach
Report card's lookin' lean
Your Sexed Teen
There's porn on his PC screen
Seems like only yesterday
That he turned twelve and was still okay
Now, won't obey his mom and pop
Please Counselor, just make him stop!
Dirty words on a shirt,
He borrows the car
Bail him from jail, pay his fine
Your Sexed Teen
He's just like you were, one time..
Your Sexed Teen,
He's just like you were, one time..
Hates the ball team
Face hair, wasted on wine
Your Sexed Teen
Irresponsible all the time
He's got condoms, a roach
Piercings, and broach
Report card's lookin' lean
Your Sexed Teen
There's porn on his PC screen
Seems like only yesterday
That he turned twelve and was still okay
Now, won't obey his mom and pop
Please Counselor, just make him stop!
Dirty words on a shirt,
He borrows the car
Bail him from jail, pay his fine
Your Sexed Teen
He's just like you were, one time..
Your Sexed Teen,
He's just like you were, one time..
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Nicely done.
funny concept...5s
I was never like this...my folks wouldn't let me borrow the car. ;-) 555
Pacing seemed a little off to me but I can't place it. Votes 15, this parody, a good time.
Thanks, for votes and comments
DKTOS, but this was very funny and very true. All 5's.
yup, my eldest just turned thirteen AFW, and there's definitely going back (sigh) - 555
Thanks to all, for votes and comments
LOL... clever
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