Song Parodies -> "Tor Hershman's Amazing Grace"

Original Song Title:

"Amazing Grace"

Original Performer:

John Newton

Parody Song Title:

"Tor Hershman's Amazing Grace"

Parody Written by:

Tor Hershman

The Lyrics

Original lyrics by John [The Slave Trader] Newton, (London: 1779) Newton got rich from trading people, forced into slavery, and then bought himself a clergy job which is, usually, just as profitable, and immoral, but a lot less strenuous. Music is by unknown composer

"Tor Hershman's Amazing Grace"

"Amazing Grace how sweet her mounds
she gave a wretch like me
dick once was soft but now is sound
so hard I can not pee

‘twas Grace who pulled my heart so near
right next to her cleavage
so sexy did hot Grace appear
D-cup, I do believe

Though many hooters, sweet and bare
already made me cum
Grace has humped me the best so far
Grace’s grace graced my bone

My load has squirted out of me
goo goes splat on the floor
then Grace makes me again horny
no need for pills, for sure

I hope when flesh and heart shall fail
and all of life shall cease
when mortician lifts up my veil
he views a worn-out piece

Earth, eons hence, dissolvers like snow
the sun, red giant shine
but right here, right now, I do know
Grace made my twine feel fine"

by
Tor Hershman

"Amazing Grace" "Amazing grace, how sweet the sound That sav’d a wretch like me! I once was lost, but now am found, Was blind, but now I see. ’Twas grace that taught my heart to fear, And grace my fears reliev’d; How precious did that grace appear, The hour I first believ’d! Thro’ many dangers, toils and snares, I have already come; ’Tis grace has brought me safe thus far, And grace will lead me home. The Lord has promis’d good to me, His word my hope secures; He will my shield and portion be, As long as life endures. Yes, when this flesh and heart shall fail, And mortal life shall cease; I shall possess, within the veil, A life of joy and peace. The earth shall soon dissolve like snow, The sun forbear to shine; But God, who call’d me here below, Will be forever mine.

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rock music - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment

You only did a parody of Amazing Grace because of Grace Kelly!

Tor Hershman - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment

Yikes!!!!!!!!! You have the gonads to put this up. Kudos to thee, sirs & madams. Since my parody cover "The Poo Pinchy Crap" didn't make the AmIRight cut I wondered if this would. Oh, BTW - "DissolveRs" should be 'dissolves'. Oh, the video is complete and should be at broadcaster.com by tomorrow in the After Hours section.

Agrimorfee - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Tor, This probably should have been submitted to whatfreaks.com, the adults-only version of amiright. Take a look there for future sacreligious lampoons! ;) (Editors here are usually scrupulous, but sometimes a parody or two passes by their eyes that shouldn't). Anyway, 555 for the nasty.

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