-> "Silver Bars Along With Gold"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Threads Among the Gold"
Parody Song Title:
"Silver Bars Along With Gold"
The Lyrics
Snarling, "Why's bor-row-ing shoaled?",
Will spurned feds go hungry, cold? [1]
Finest bonds, high triple-A,
Were downgraded yesterday. [2]
Now, my dollars, you will be, we'll see,
Falling down as currency;
Yes, my dollars, you will be
Falling down as currency.
Chorus:
Smartly, I cram, stow and hold
Silver bars along with gold.
Spine of wan 401(k),
Strife evading since last May. [3]
Medicare's a billing fight;
Welfare checks grow out of sight.
Thither goes tax from my pay;
I will miss those snips someday. [4]
Oh! IRS, I have known they're blown;
You have ever bolder grown!
Yes, IRS, I have known [5]
You have ever bolder grown!
chorus
Government prints more dough, rolled.
Stocks may lose, pare down and fold.
Puts may trade and calls may flow,
But investors in the know,
Never more trust Geithner’s Treas'ry bill
Or Bernanke's int'rest skill;
Never Geithner’s Treas'ry bill
Or Bernanke's int'rest skill.
chorus
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