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Song Parodies -> "Don King's Hairdresser"

Original Song Title:

"Good King Wenceslas"

Original Performer:

John Mason Neale

Parody Song Title:

"Don King's Hairdresser"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

In "Good King Wenceslas" (written by John Mason Neale in 1853), it is said that "Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen." The Feast of St. Stephen is the day after Christmas, December 26th, which is also known in England as "Boxing Day". Click here for more information on "Boxing Day".
Don King's hairdresser looked down, on what he'd be cleavin'
Gray-black snowy tufts of brown, deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone his razor knife, stropped and sharpened too-el
When George Foreman came in sight, chuckling like a foo-oo-el

Yo there Don King, Foreman said, what's with all this trimming?
Yonder feathers on thy head, surely don't look slimming
Rev'rend Foreman my good man, said the King Of Boxing,
What would y'all then have me do, surely not bo-toxing?

Show more flesh, Don King, don't whine, chuckled Rev'rend Georgie
Thou see my bald head looks fine, lose thy wild hair orgy!
Don King laughed and said my man, Foreman, that's cra-zy, sir!
Lose my rude hair? I'd lament, with no trademark head-fur!

Foreman said Don I declare, I'm no baldness monger,
But shave your head and I swear, my hair I'll grow longer!
Mark now barber thy good blade, tread now with-in the home,
Of Don's famous high top fade, render him a chrome-dome!

In Don's Einstein wire hair, barber's blade went clipping
Hair by hair was King laid bare, clippers did their stripping
Rev'rend Foreman grew his long, he's got King's old "do", wow!
Hairy Christmas, George and Don, caroling's all through, now!

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Jack Wilson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats great! 555!
alvin rhodes - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
thou art funny, good sir...fives i doleth thee
LadyGaladriel - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever. 5-5-5
Don King - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank You Very Much, Johnny D. I Just Heard That GBHD Just Wrote A Parody About Boxing.
Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Yoo da man!...555
Johnny D - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thanks Jack, Alvin, LadyGaladriel, Don, and Kristof!
Paul Robinson - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - you win the "Heavyweight Parody-Writing Belt" for this one...it comes with embedded and encrusted "5's" all around it...
Johnny D - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul. ;-)
Michael Pacholek - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Let's get ready to chuckle!
Serafina - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work, JD.
Johnny D - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Michael and Serafina.
Rick D - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Just so you know I haven't forgotten you. You're still cracking me up.
Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick, always glad to hear that!
Phil Alexander - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
That title is sheer class, JD.


...oh, I guess the parody's pretty good, too ;-)
Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Philbo. Didn't you mean to say "shear" class? ;-)
Adagio - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) Good one.
Charlie Decker - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I can say that this is, without a doubt, the best parody ever concieved involving Don King and George Foreman. Super!
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) A TKO! The judges score 5--5---5!
Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC2005) Hair Hair!
Saider E. - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I beleive i heard this song sung by that little rabbit muppet in Muppets Christmas Carol. imagining that muppets voice while reading this parody made it all the more funnier.
Guy - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) Don King has a hairdresser? Whoda thunk it?
Melhi - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
D-lightful!
Johnny D - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Charlie, Agrimorfee, Rex, Saider E., Guy, and Melhi.
Stuart McArthur - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) more brilliance - loved it - 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Cleaver rhyming. 555
Adam Eccleshall - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hmmm... could ahve sworn I'd commented when you originally posted this... oh well, I'll say it now - that's excellent :-D
Kristof Robertson - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still lovin' this long time!
Scathe - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) His hair dresser must be a modern day Picasso.
MysteryGoat - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS but good.
Arwen - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--This is fab, Johnny! Excellent work...=)
martha - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
so funny and inventive crazy rhymes ..... how do you think of these subjects Johnny??????
Johnny D - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Belatedly --- (ABC- thank you), Stuart, Luke, Adam, Kristof, Scathe, MysteryGoat, Arwen, and martha!

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