-> "Don King's Hairdresser"
Original Song Title:
"Good King Wenceslas"
Parody Song Title:
"Don King's Hairdresser"
The Lyrics
Don King's hairdresser looked down, on what he'd be cleavin'
Gray-black snowy tufts of brown, deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone his razor knife, stropped and sharpened too-el
When George Foreman came in sight, chuckling like a foo-oo-el
Yo there Don King, Foreman said, what's with all this trimming?
Yonder feathers on thy head, surely don't look slimming
Rev'rend Foreman my good man, said the King Of Boxing,
What would y'all then have me do, surely not bo-toxing?
Show more flesh, Don King, don't whine, chuckled Rev'rend Georgie
Thou see my bald head looks fine, lose thy wild hair orgy!
Don King laughed and said my man, Foreman, that's cra-zy, sir!
Lose my rude hair? I'd lament, with no trademark head-fur!
Foreman said Don I declare, I'm no baldness monger,
But shave your head and I swear, my hair I'll grow longer!
Mark now barber thy good blade, tread now with-in the home,
Of Don's famous high top fade, render him a chrome-dome!
In Don's Einstein wire hair, barber's blade went clipping
Hair by hair was King laid bare, clippers did their stripping
Rev'rend Foreman grew his long, he's got King's old "do", wow!
Hairy Christmas, George and Don, caroling's all through, now!
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