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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Ain't"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town"

Original Performer:

John Haven Coats & Haven Gillespie 1930's

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Ain't"

Parody Written by:

aRot

The Lyrics

Just my way of keeping track of this strange Christmas season
You better wise up, you better not cry
‘It’s a witch hunt’, I’m telling you why
Santa Claus ain’t foolin’ a-round

He’s finished his list and it don’t look nice
He knows that you’ve been naughty twice
Santa Claus ain’t foolin’ a-round

He sees what you are tweetin’
He knows everything you say
He knows that you’ve done bad and worse
So bite your loose tongue today

You better get out, you better resign
You better get out, he crossed your red line
Santa Claus ain’t foolin’ a-round

His seventeen elves don’t twiddle their thumbs
They know how to follow where the money runs
Santa Claus ain’t foolin’ a-round

From incompetent to wholly unsafe
Your cabinet turnover’s a big disgrace
Santa Claus ain’t foolin’ a-round

It’s clear you can not govern
It’s clear you hate this place
So why not just leave town
And avoid impeachment disgrace

You better get out, you better resign
You need to plan now to avoid jail time
Santa Claus ain’t foolin’ a-round

Don’t feel too bad, it ain’t just you
Santa Claus wants your V P too
Santa Claus ain’t foolin’ a-round

Scrub the White House, make you past tense
WHOA! This could mean a LADY President!
Santa Claus Ain’t Foolin’ A-Round!
Hmmm, could be a good idea.

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