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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Weighs 800 Pounds"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

John Brown, Haven Gillespie & J. Fred Coots

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Weighs 800 Pounds"

Parody Written by:

Silly Nelson Duncan

The Lyrics

Oh, you better count carbs, you better lose weight,
Or your gonna meet old Saint Nick's fate.
Santa Claus weighs eight-hundred pounds.

He won't fit down your chimney this year,.
He had too much cookies and beer.
Santa Claus weighs eight-hundred pounds.

He needs to start a diet,.
Start him on Jenny Graig.
An Elf fell in his belly button hole,
He's still lost for goodness sake.

So, He better watch fat in all of his food,
Or he'll have his own Zip-code or two..
Santa Claus weighs eight-hundred pounds.

He'll never fly around the world in a day,.
The reindeer aren't able to pick up the sleigh.
Santa Claus weighs eight-hundred pounds.

He's bursting out of all of his clothes,
Pops out a button when he says "Ho, ho ho".
Santa Claus weighs eight-hundred pounds.

He needs lipo-suction,.
A tummy tuck or two,.
Got more "Chins" than a Chinese Tele-Phonebook,
So you better stop giving him all that free food..

So, you better count calories, if you can,
Or you will become the Christmas Ham..
Santa Claus weighs eight-hundred pounds. -"It's reverse psycology."

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   5
 4   1
 5   2

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Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Unless you're doing a different version to the one I know, SND, the pacing was way out in places. The humour, however, was present and accounted for. 354
Rick C - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Kristof about the pacing but, it was kinda funny..345
Michael McVey - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
There were a coupla places where the pacing strayed, but not enough to justify a 3 in that category imo. I went for the 4-5-5 rocket because this one was quite funny and made a good point, and because Santa probably outweighs one! -- MM
Silly Nelson Duncan - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I am guessing that I can only prove you wrong about the pace if I record this song and it sounds ok. So that is what I shall do.
Kristof Robertson - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You go for it, SND! And if you can make it work, I'll issue you a sincere apology...

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