He sits in the sun,
(The sun, the sun)
Thinks he's number one,
(Numb one, numb one)
Shows off his physique,
(Physique, physique)
To give girls a peek,
(A peek, a peek)
He flutters his pecs,
(His pecs, his pecs)
Each moment a flex,
(A flex, a flex)
Big ego's absurd,
And unglued
Nothing halts..
The Pool Tanned Dude

The Pool Tanned Dude strays
(He strays, he strays)
In red speedo ways,
(red ways, red ways)
Long wavy hair flows
(It flows, it flows)
Wherever he goes,
(He goes, he goes)
Perpetually smiles,
(he smiles, he smiles)
Manicur'lly files,
(he files, he files)
Metrosexually..
Naught deterred
Somersaults,
The Pool Tanned Nerd

He's a beachside bore,
Folks can't take much more
Deep self-centered
No brain entered..
Classic muscle hick
Bully sand would kick,
Personality,
flawed with attitude..

Totes a surfboard, yet,
Never has been wet..
Lifeguard trainee
Whistled chain-ee
Suntan lotion clad
Trys, but can't look "bad"
Just a cocky cat
Image falling flat.
Pathetic Pool Tanned Dude

The Pool Tanned Dude struts
(He struts, he struts)
Thinks, his, best of butts,
(Of butts, of butts)
Right shoulder tattoo
(Tattoo, tattoo)
Sailing ship of blue
(Of blue, of blue)
Swings down from his stool
(his life-guard stool)
And becomes a fool
(big fool, big fool)
Falls smack on his ass,
Screaming crude..
Burning sand
Cools Pool Tanned Dude..

Falls smack on his ass,
Screaming crude..
Burning sand
Cools Pool Tanned Dude