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Song Parodies -> "Lessons for Football"

Original Song Title:

"Lessons for Mutants"

Original Performer:

Johanna Warren

Parody Song Title:

"Lessons for Football"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about how do you want to make their lessons for their own football games and their own stats.
Wanna hear what's in my screen?
Holy sporting hovering over my bed
Doing the way into a yard fight
Doing their score results in touchdown
Safety is for shorter points and have yards
Playing the football in the field
I am learning

He just called to work
He still don't care
Try the new way
Watch them and let him go
The sweetness of a bigger game
Is real love I must remember

Saw behind the game to your pain
At a tackling down
Doing the way to first down
And I forgive you, your big injury for you
Lord knows it's not my life to live anymore
And I cannot afford to make the bigger point
I'd go extra point

Now free of winning them
All my players tackling and running away
Into scores, revealing
Not who I thought was
Players tackling, making their scores
Making their way to a quarterback
Making the way to go with gridirons
Or tell me if you must

You who thought you knew me back when
Watch the cheerleaders through me, I'm won again
And should you ever be fully realized
Come find me, join in the bigger word for football
That's the lessons we got for football.

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