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Song Parodies -> "Harley Quinn"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Joey Scarbury

Parody Song Title:

"Harley Quinn"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Joker's mistress and sidekick...
Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn
Psycho criminal with wide grin
Likes to joke and tell lies
On “Mr. J” she does thrive
Look out! Here comes NUT Harley Quinn!

She is strong. Twisted love.
Wields a mallet, strikes a THUD!!!
Evil thoughts in her head
Carries gadgets that we dread
Hey there. There goes NUT Harley Quinn!

Jester suit is a sight
Funny way to do crime
Wide smile is so bright,
With Joker by her side

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn
Arkham Asylum Harley Quinn
Quiet life she's ignored
Hybristophilia* is HER reward

Look out. Here comes NUT Harley Quinn!!!
* aka Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome in which sexual arousal is dependent on a partner that causes outrages or commits violent crimes

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   10

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Dr. Harleen Quinzel, M.D. - February 10, 2014 - Report this comment
I liked this a lot, puddin'. 555 grins :D
Patrick - February 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Hybristophilia is one of those words Tommy would have enjoyed. I have seen enough examples to know that it does exist. Even wrote an original song about the phenomenon. "I've got an ugly tattoo, and a long prison record. I'm a loser at every game. But I've got you to live with, you support my drug habit. You don't even know my real name. But I'm just exactly what every girl's looking for, I'll be your Stud Superstar, a fellow who don't have a dime in his pocket and just wants to borrow your car".
Jonathan - February 10, 2014 - Report this comment
personally I find the character of Harley Quinn annoying but this was a good parody 455 would be all 5's except for you skipped the "bang up/hang up" lyrics which slightly altered the pacing
Rob Arndt - February 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. There are several versions of the 1967 song online and since I do not use this as a base song, I consult different sites. I think this came from the Michael Buble version which was lengthened, and so I cut it, not realizing the other lines went too! Sorry. The true title is "The Amazing Spiderman" but most sites list it as "Spiderman TV Theme Song." Btw, Harley Quinn is SUPPOSED to be annoying! DC just relaunched her in comic form and there is talk of a potential movie! I first loved her in the animation bonus material on the "Birds of Prey" DVD. :)
Alpha Skua - October 24, 2017 - Report this comment
the nut house is where she belongs with the Joker

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