One has no heart, the other has no brain;
The one's not too smart, the other's not quite sane.
One just tells lies, the other one's a fool
The other tells lies, and the one married a tool.

One preaches love, but acts so hatefully;
That one I can't love, and with both I disagree.
So I might just stay home; why should I take part
When one has no brain, and the other has no heart?

One lacks a brain, the other lacks a heart.
If both don't remain, supporters will depart.
One's full of lies; the other one is too.
The one I despise, and the other makes me spew.

One I can't love, the other can't have me;
For what good is love when it's false, obviously?
I find them both loathesome, and why, I'll explain:
They're both lacking a heart, and both lacking a brain.