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Song Parodies -> "I Saw One Dude Kiss Another Dude"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw One Dude Kiss Another Dude"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
According to old legends, some Mafia dons would kiss a fellow mobster in public as a sign that he was targeted for assassination. I picture such a don about to deal with an errant bookie, and almost being mistaken for something that would make Fred Phelps very unhappy.
I saw one dude kiss another dude
Friday at the local Chick-fil-A
He held some paper slips
His hands were on his hips
A man stepped through the door to plant a big one on his lips
I saw two men shoot the other dude
Right there on the floor of Chick-fil-A
The middle of the day
He hadn't the time to pray
They barged right in from nowhere and they blew the guy away
Ears were ringing as the hitmen fled
Running out the door of Chick-fil-A
So scared, I held my breath
It had been the "Kiss of Death"
Those men were old school Mafia, but thank God they were not gay
"A Gangland Slaying at the Chick-fil-A"
That is what the news reporters say
Yes, it was sad and kind of weird
But it wasn't what we'd feared:
Gay men kissing at the Chick-fil-A
Friday at the local Chick-fil-A
He held some paper slips
His hands were on his hips
A man stepped through the door to plant a big one on his lips
I saw two men shoot the other dude
Right there on the floor of Chick-fil-A
The middle of the day
He hadn't the time to pray
They barged right in from nowhere and they blew the guy away
Ears were ringing as the hitmen fled
Running out the door of Chick-fil-A
So scared, I held my breath
It had been the "Kiss of Death"
Those men were old school Mafia, but thank God they were not gay
"A Gangland Slaying at the Chick-fil-A"
That is what the news reporters say
Yes, it was sad and kind of weird
But it wasn't what we'd feared:
Gay men kissing at the Chick-fil-A
The appreciation day went over quite well, the follow up protest kind of fizzled, at least in Kansas City.
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Funny take on the kissing controversy. It reminds me of the joke, what do you call a gay Mafia Boss? Don Cornholeone.
Ironic--guy's kissing at a chick place.
Nice to see you back writing again, Patrick- 555!!!
I know it was you who stole my waffle fries, Fredo.
He sleeps with the chickens....
@ PP: Was that from the movie by Francis Ford Canola?
(not sure yet about parody itself, but you have quite the knack for zingy comments! ;)
@ PP: Was that from the movie by Francis Ford Canola?
(not sure yet about parody itself, but you have quite the knack for zingy comments! ;)
Take the buss, and leave the shooting to us
My pick of the day - hilarious! "but thank God they were not gay" - LOL!
"But you said Troy McClure was dead!" "No, what I said was 'He sleeps with the fishes.'"
Bwahahaha! My first reaction when I saw the dreaded "Chick-Fil-A" was "Oh, EFF this! Not another one! Groooan..." However, this was a great story with CFA simply a backdrop and only a tad relevant to the story. Very refreshing!
I had to be the party-pooper with a 4 for pacing; couple of extra syllables.
To paraphrase Jeremiah Wright: America's roosters comin' home to Chick.
To paraphrase Jeremiah Wright: America's roosters comin' home to Chick.
I just remembered another gay mob joke, Q: Did you hear about the gay Mafia boss? A: He sleeps with the swishes. Okay, I'm done now.
Glad to be back. Trying to work some songs around some lines I've thought up. There is an important anniversary coming up soon.
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