-> "The Ballad of Britney Spears"
Original Song Title:
"The Battle of New Orleans"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Britney Spears"
The Lyrics
At 18:14 we took a little nip
A tub o' Colonel Sanders' brown an' fried-up chicken strip
We couldn't stay much later at the Burbank K.F.C.
'Cause we're paparazzi and we're gonna corner poor Brit-ney!
We fired our bulbs and the Britney kept a-comin'
She wasn't quite as pretty as she was on video
We fired once more and she began a-runnin'
Her bodyguards a-hittin' everybody in the nose
We looked down the sidewalk and we see'd the Britney come
And there must have been a hundred bodyguards around her bum
They looked so tough
in their slick Armani™ suits
We scrummed in our scrimmage and we angled for our shoots
We fired our bulbs and the Britney kept a-comin'
She wasn't quite as pretty as she was awhile ago
We fired once more and she began a-runnin'
Her bodyguards a-whippin' everyone from head to toe
Old Dikkweed said we could take 'er by surprise
If we didn't click our cam'ras 'til we looked 'er in the eye
We held our fire
'til we see'd her face up-close
And we baited 'er an' waited 'til the face she made was... GROSS!
We fired our bulbs and the Britney kept a-comin'
Hair wasn't quite as plenty after shavin' she did go
We fired once more and she began a-runnin'
Her bodyguards a-kickin' everybody's anal hole
Yeah, she ran through the Starbucks,
and she ran through McDonalds,
and she ran through the bushes where a walkin' dog'll go!
She ran so fast that her mounds couldn't catch up!
Fearin' she's appearin' in a YouTube™ video!
We fired our Canons™ 'til the batteries were dead
So we grabbed a sidewalk artist and we bought him off instead
We filled his hand with dollar bills and picked him off the ground
And he rode upon our shoulders sketching as we chased her down
We fired our bulbs and the Britney kept a-comin'
She wasn't wearin' panties an' she buzzed 'er fuzz below
We fired once more and she began a-runnin'
Her bodyguards a-flippin' everybody they could throw
Yeah, she ran through the Starbucks,
and she ran through McDonalds,
and she ran through the B.K. for a Whopper™ on the go!
She ran so fast that her mounds couldn't catch up!
(And) Now it's all appearin' in a YouTube™ video!
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