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Song Parodies -> "The Landlords' Prayer"
Original Song Title:
"The lords Prayer"
Original Performer:
Jesus
Parody Song Title:
"The Landlords' Prayer"
Parody Written by:
Luke Lawley
The Lyrics
There are several versions of this. I have took the best out of all of them and added ideas, myself. And in my opinion have come up with the definitive version. This should take pride and place on the wall of every pub, bar or night club.
Our lager,
Which art from heaven.
Hammered be thy aim.
Thy will be drunk.
I will be drunk.
At home as it is in tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head.
And forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spilleth against us.
Lead us not into temptation
of poncy wine tasting,
but deliver us from alco-pops.
For thine is the yeast,
the hops, and the barley,
for ever and ever.
Barmen
Which art from heaven.
Hammered be thy aim.
Thy will be drunk.
I will be drunk.
At home as it is in tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head.
And forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spilleth against us.
Lead us not into temptation
of poncy wine tasting,
but deliver us from alco-pops.
For thine is the yeast,
the hops, and the barley,
for ever and ever.
Barmen
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