Women are a special group,
They may drive a little coupe
But they'd really like more class around their backs
And the fella's, too, possess
Dreams of more when they drive less
Oh, the ladies want Mercedes,
And the guys like Cadillacs..
(Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads,)

It's Eldorados...when guys win lottos
Yes, the ladies crave Mercedes,
But, the guys eye Cadillacs
(Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads,Cads, Cads,
Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads)
Luxury Cads..

Jill works in a beauty shop,
So her budget she must chop
Bob's a burger master at the corner "Macs"
Both ski slipp'ry dollar slopes, yet it doesn't halt their hopes
Jill looks dreamy at Mercedes,
Bob drools at the Cadillacs,
(Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads)
Beautiful Cads, solid Cads, powerful Cads

Who'd want a Mazda, a big Cadillac's fazda...
Yes, the ladies dream Mercedes,
Guys desire Cadillacs
(Black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black,
Black Cadillacs)
Stickin' with Cads, wantin' those Cads, needin' those Cads
Know what I mean, Baby, we love 'em
Those classy Cads,
(Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads,)

Oh, when you go to a mob movie, most cars they'll drive you see
Are almost always going to be...a General Motors,
(Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads)

In a foreign film romance, at the brand of car just glance
What you'll see the ladies drivin' in there, Lads..
Will not be of modest style, but sport class built to beguile,
Oh, the ladies drive Mercedes,
And the Guys steer Cadil-lacs
(Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads)

You'll never see a...Yugo or Kia
'Cuz the ladies park Mercedes
And the guys cruise Cadillacs
(Cad-il-lacs, Cadillacs, Cadillacs, Cadillacs)
(Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads, Cads,

Mercedes and Cad-i-l-lacs!