Say this won’t hurt then it rattles my brain
A flaming; butt makes a man insane
Against my will, oh what a thrill
Looks so heinous
My balls on fire!

[band joins]

We’ve made a ton of Hollywood money
Showers of urine, yeah I guess it’s funny
I’ve eaten five, of ground bovines
My next stunt? Set my balls on fire!

Ate raw meat baby, ooo, not good
Come on Johnny, I’ll swallow trout because you say it’s good
On my , behind
There’s a big huge swam of flies flies flies flies

I sit on nails as they’re pokin’ my bum
Steve-O and Bam told me it might be fun
They’re all drivin me crazy
Aint too fun with my balls on fire

[piano solo]

Well kissed meat, baby, oooooooo tastes good
Cold meat baby
I’m gonna do this like stunt
So gross, at most
Gonna eat the Ur-angus of bovine vine vine vine

I’ll chase your tail with a staplin’ gun
Down on the beach I’ll do a sand chug
This whole thing just drives me crazy
Looked so heinous
My balls on fire

[guitar solo]

[piano solo]

[guitar and piano jam]

Never again , my balls on fire, YOWCH!